So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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