: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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