clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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