i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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