I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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