Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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