Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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