So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Randomize