I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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