I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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