And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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