First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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