Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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