are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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