Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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