Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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