I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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