coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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