i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I need a beard to bite.
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