i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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