i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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