I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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