Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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