There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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