She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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