no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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