I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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