We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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