You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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