I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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