Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
