would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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