A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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