this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
