you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
ok first of all what the fuck
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