Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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