So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
