How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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