I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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