No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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