Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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