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Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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