you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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