So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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