Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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