Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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