We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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