she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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