she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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