I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Text me some of your sweat
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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