I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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