Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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