hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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