Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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